last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

by leaf337 February 12, 2017

Chronic Dab Syndrome

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so

Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks

by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017

Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.

Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018

Lame Duck Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual is unwilling to exert effort into maintaining friendships so resorts to collecting 'lame ducks' (the socially inept) who are otherwise incapable of forming friendships. A degree of empathy is involved as those with lame Duck Syndrome lack the ability to leave people marginalised or uncomfortable in social situations; they gravitate towards the socially awkward 'lame ducks' in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable. The 'lame ducks' are consequently grateful and cling to the affected believing in the existence of a friendship, thus the affected often suffer as they do not end up socialising with the people they ought to be, but rather act as the glue holding together a group of social outcasts.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.

Why is John hanging out with the weird kids again?
He's got Lame Duck Syndrome, he can't help it.

by AnMaHa December 18, 2018

dumb hoe syndrome

a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.

oh shit looks like you got dumb hoe syndrome

by figure topaz September 6, 2019

Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS)

A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.

Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!

by Hamsanitizer September 22, 2019

John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020