sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

sporble

Sporble (noun): The phenomenon of encountering algorithmically generated content, as seen on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, where the suggested material lacks genuine interest or relevance to the user's preferences.

I went onto YouTube today and none of my favourite creators had uploaded so I just ended up watch all sorts of boring sporble

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Sporeposting

Sporeposting - when someone starts derailing a conversation by posting religious texts and historic translations, all while making progressively more obscene connections and conclusions between said texts.

The derailing often continues until the conversation reaches schizophrenic levels, often causing people to call the sporeposter a “tinfoil hat”, or a schizophrenic lunatic.

“There is a prophecy in the Bible about a third temple being built and dedicated.

It's the biggest conspiracy in the past 1000 years“

-can you please stop sporeposting you schizoid?

by Sporeenjoyer February 11, 2024

sporgendorfan

A word for epic gamers, means they are #poppingoff

“I’m sporgendorfanning right now so hard”

by Coolperson27 February 29, 2024

Sporgy

A contraction of the terms spooning and orgy; when a group of people, usually men (but can be women or mixed sexes) meet up for an ‘orgy’ of spooning (cuddles); which can be entirely platonic and clothed, but usually naked… sometimes (but not always) leading onto sex acts among members of the group or; more commonly; the group falling asleep in each others arms.

The sporgy of men were very handsome guys indeed and reminded me of a herd of meerkats

by ForTheGroup March 18, 2024

Sporklift

To lift when sporking

She loved a good sporklift when having sex

by 5ta1110n41 May 28, 2024

Sporkmanship

The skill of eating messy foods with a spork without making a disaster of your plate (or yourself).

"It takes real sporkmanship to eat mac and cheese on the go without spilling."

by ughiughi December 27, 2024