laugh squirts

You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.

by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017

Combining Squirt

The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.

My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.

by MrWankpants October 30, 2017

E-Squirt

Slang for someone's name, a nickname of sorts. Can be altered to fit the first letter of a persons name, such as K-Squirt or A-Squirt.

Yo what's up E-Squirt !!

by starchild13 November 19, 2025

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

squirt demon

A name which is used for females who squirt. But when they squirt they moan overly loud and make demon like noises.

Holy shit, I pounded Jen last night. She was a total squirt demon

by Limelightlover69 August 2, 2021

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Squirt Master

A woman who can squirt on command

You seen Brodies new twitter vid? she is a squirt master!

by AldiShopper May 18, 2022