squirrel nose 

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

squirrel nose by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

squirrel poacher 

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

squirrel poacher by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016

Squirrel dancing 

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

Squirrel dancing by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

squirrel nipples 

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

squirrel nipples by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

squirrel scout cookie 

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!

squirrel scout cookie by amywarhol March 4, 2017

squirrel scout 

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

squirrel scout by amywarhol March 5, 2017

squirrel jones 

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

squirrel jones by jammypop April 10, 2017