Dirty smurf

An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.

Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween

That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!

by Dirtysmurf December 9, 2016

smurfing

A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.

"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"

by Tonya P (blondton13) August 17, 2007

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 12, 2003

smurf

another term for Blue balls.

My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

smurfing

The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.

-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.

by MissCroft. February 27, 2010

Poppa Smurf

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

by Chip Foster September 18, 2006