Sloppy Bucket

While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!

Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011

Sloppy

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.

Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

sloppy penncrest

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.

Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

by silverandwhite June 23, 2008

sloppy sanchez

like a dirty sanchez, but you stick your finger into her butt after you just bust a nut inside her, and then draw the jizz/shit laden moustache on her face

dude, i fucked your mom in the ass last night, bust a nut, and then gave her a sloppy sanchez

by som May 18, 2006

Sloppy Joe Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.

Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.

by Dr.Steak May 31, 2010

sloppy picaso

When you are giving anal sex and your partner releases feces on your penis.

She gave me a sloppy picaso, so I donkey punched the stupid bitch.

by Tom Kuth March 10, 2005

Sloppy Grandma

To uncontrollably crap your brains out.

Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003