Calgary splash 

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

Calgary splash by the cum gun June 16, 2020

Curb splash 

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

Curb splash by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

No Splash, No Gash 

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

No Splash, No Gash by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

No Splash No Gash 

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

No Splash No Gash by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Midget Splash 

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

Midget Splash by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

egg splash 

a very good looking person that is extremely attractive

dave is egg splash

egg splash by thereal1_17 February 17, 2021

Alabama Splash Adventure 

When you, your sister, and cousin all shit, piss, and cum on each other at the same time

Did you hear jody talking to his friends? Said he went to Alabama splash adventure last weekend!

Alabama Splash Adventure by Lordh3adass January 30, 2021