spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.

Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.

by Brock1321 April 6, 2017

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Britney Spears

Is she even real?
But she's national treasure for America, that's for sure.

Britney Spears

by 7568ino February 7, 2024

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Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

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Britney Spears

Princess of Pop. She's the most famous female singer in the history of humanity. Britney's live vocals can save the world. You can define perfection as Britney Spears. She's fondly called Godney, fada and Princess of Pop by her fans. God sent Britney to Earth and that explain the expression "God in Heaven and Britney on Earth". True owner of Starbucks and Cheetos. Go to the light and see Jesus. It's Britney, bitch!

Britney Spears is the Princess of Pop.

by ElyvalSpears August 29, 2017

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virtue speared

The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.

the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.

by Monkey spear! April 9, 2021

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