swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 19, 2017

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017

Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"

That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.

by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017

Stallon Addict

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.

Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.

by TBels August 9, 2017

shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.

Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.

by XYeperion June 8, 2017

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Swallowchuddy

Swallowchuddy is a term used by those who regret things. A person who likes it way too much up the arse, it's like he has a target up there. Swallowchuddy is someone who denies things in life (their sexuality) but loves to play around with his friends. This type of guy will most likely bum rape you before actually knowing you're name. Watch out people because swallowchuddy is looking for swinging times but be careful because he will roofie himself at a gay bar. I feel sorry for this type of person because the only women he's ever been inside was his own mother and even she regretted it. This person looks like sid the sloths less attractive brother. I mean he's been in the closet so long, you'd like he'd have a sense of fashion.

Guys RUN, Swallowchuddy is cumming, cumming everywhere!!!

Yo bro i think that Swallowchuddy, i think he likes his men with names that rhthmes with fake.

Hide your friends folks, because he will suck them off at your other friends house

Hey babe, why don't you just do what swallowchuddy' mum should have done and just have swallowed it.

by swallowchuddy November 7, 2017