snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

skookie

1.) One who inflicts injury upon oneself.
2.) An act of retardation.

1.) He just skooked and lost all his digits.
2.) You pulled a skook

by Skookie May 24, 2005

shnookin

almost the same thing as darn

ur pretty shnookin close!

by Elle March 29, 2005

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

Snooping

Snapchat while pooping. The act of sending snaps to others without hiding the fact that you are clearly sitting on the throne.

When my bae started snooping me daily, I knew we were soul mates!

by SueDoughName May 20, 2018

shookith

When you are shook to the point where you have diahrea.

Person: I am so shookith!! *Poops pants* oh shizz

by joelynn March 14, 2019