queef and sniff

When a woman farts from her vagina and sniffs the surrounding air to inhale the scent of said queef

She did a queef and sniff to see if it smelled

by Bitchesaregaynow December 26, 2016

busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

Dip and Sniff

The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.

Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."

Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."

by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019

Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019

Brazilian Butt Sniff

When you snort a line of coke off a thick Brazilians ass

Man, did you hear James did a Brazilian Butt Sniff at the party last night?

by Jimmy Duncan March 5, 2021

Good Morning Sniff

When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.

“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”

“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”

by Nolte123 June 15, 2023

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So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
"Oh sorry Miss I fucking typed out escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del instead of focusing on my work
"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021