The Smith Theorem

When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up

The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"

by 7FeetOfScary May 13, 2015

Amanda Smith

A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.

"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"

by amandaishot December 31, 2016

Bob Smith

A "nonner", someone worth nothing, who does nothing, worthless.

That guy over there? He's just another Bob Smith...don't bother asking him anything.

by usmcnavaf April 22, 2018

Spotify Sloth

A person who can listen to the same song forever.

She's such a Spotify sloth. She was listening to that song for three hours. No, she didn't change it after three hours, I got up and left.

by parthraghav January 19, 2018

E-sloth

A person who is too lazy to Google their own shit

Me: Meet me at my house!
Friend: How do I get there?

Me: Google it you’re fucking e-sloth

by Bmoneydx May 7, 2019

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

Jasmine Smith

Jasmine Smith a woman who is in a relationship but is worth waiting 10 years for. Extremely beautiful, Intelligent, with a unique sense of humor. Kind and Caring but don’t cross her. Has a New Jersey attitude and will constantly cut you off mid sentence.

A Jasmine Smith is worth waiting for..

by Knicks1914 June 17, 2019