turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

Smack

To try to holla at a girl, not caring if you get carried our.

Im going smack at all these bitchs tonight at the club.

by D. J. Lewis June 5, 2009

Smack Happy

Holding down a tiny midget and beating it with a clothes hanger until it admits that all midgets can get there own damn job after they're eighteen years old and move out of my damn house. I'll show you all one day midgets. Mark my words!!!!!!

"I got smack happy on that midget last night!"

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008

Counter-Smack

nickname for the online team-based shooter "Counter-Strike." Similar in structure and meaning to the popular EverQuest nickname EverCrack. Refers to the addictive nature of the game.

Steve played fifty hours of Counter-Smack this week!

by Flaming Moose December 6, 2004

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

by Azgru September 28, 2007

smack dab in the middle

A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else

Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know

isolated islands located in the pacific,

a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time

a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota

by AngeloDiAngelo November 30, 2011