Sloth fish

When ur slow as a sloth, and forget shit with ur goldfish memory. You misunderstand something and forget what you originally talked about.

«I don’t know what’s going on, hold up what are we talking about? I don’t remember what you just said»

Damn ur hella sloth fish today.

by BuhrJen July 10, 2023

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

slothful

NOUN:
sloth·ful
/ˈsləʊθfʊl/ 🔊
a lazy feeling when gaming without a clear purpose and feeling bored. all about being unproductive and not making much sense.
SIMILAR: idle, boredom, laziness.

"During the long summer break, Mark often fell into a slothful state, spending hours gaming aimlessly, feeling unproductive and bored without a clear purpose."

by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023

Sloth

Cool animal, ALSO A SIN

Dudeski: “Yo broseph, we’re in Costa Rica look at the sloth”
Broski: “cool👍👍👍”

Number 2:

Broski: “THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SLOTH
Dudeski: “I shall”

by Slothdude January 5, 2024

Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.

“That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

“Yeah bro they are such a sloth”

by Jadoes November 30, 2023

Slothdawg

A Sloth, who is a telecommunications worker.

"That guy in the utility bucket seems a little slow." "Yeah, that's a slothdawg"

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025