worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.

What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!

by smallest bird November 4, 2021

Thumbnail Shopping

Online shopping with no intention of buying anything. Just admiring the product in the thumbnail, maybe looking at a few color options, and then scrolling by. Often done by college students who can't afford new stuff but can afford to ignore their professor for a little while.

Erin always sits in the back of her lectures so she can go thumbnail shopping when she gets bored with organic chemistry.

by Old Toby November 7, 2021

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price

Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping

by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011

Cash shop

A shop where I buy money with money at a discounted rate.

I cannot find the cash shop and or the money shop at the mall. I have to keep wondering around indefinitely not spending any money until some system does a donation calculation.

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 30, 2023