socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

by Lancet March 30, 2005

shoe house

residence of gay men and keeblers

"He's way gay, way keebler, like shoe house."

by caseyjones April 12, 2008

thrown the shoe

The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.

President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."

by cobblersmith December 20, 2008

church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

by Adel May 12, 2018

shoes are leaning

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.

person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!

by mxkxylx January 4, 2018

Jizz Shoe

When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.

My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.

by Gerald Rollins February 16, 2010