shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.

Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.

by zsedcx June 25, 2008

scitzopsycosis

I very serious mental illness. Usually the person with the illness will see walls having conversations with each other. There is no cure.

Anyone with the illness must commit suicide emediately.

I just found out i have scitzopsycosis, i better take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and fall asleep in the bathtub.

by Dr. James Fitzgerald August 20, 2008

shitdonger

very close relative of shit head, meaning the person is basically an asshole

Man, that guy is such a shitdonger!

by homestanrunner October 15, 2008

Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

shitcouched

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

shiteochat

The art of shiteochating is when you enter a video chat with another person as you are taking a dump

DUDE I was shiteochatting all night it was insane, i even got some shit on the camera

by Tatatimmah August 14, 2011

shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.

After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.

by papawpeepants April 18, 2014