PART 1
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?
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Currency of Israel, often anti-semitic slang for money with the connotation that Jews bribed, meddled with something, or are greedy; Correlated with the 'le happy merchant' conspiracy theory meme
“If you want to see how the neo-Nazis use the term ‘shekels’ take a quick glance at The Daily Stormer''
“Eric Trump’s ‘three extra shekels’ attack on Bob Woodward is not some accident any more than Hillary Clinton’s image over a Star of David.”
“Eric Trump’s ‘three extra shekels’ attack on Bob Woodward is not some accident any more than Hillary Clinton’s image over a Star of David.”
by Miles Evangelista March 23, 2019
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Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: blah blah blah ''he knows'' anti-Semitic terms ''yee one of us''
4chan: blah blah blah ''he knows'' anti-Semitic terms ''yee one of us''
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Get the Shovel Knight mug.1.Official currency of the state of Israel, as of February 2020 the exchange rate is 3.43 shekels on the dollar
2. Term used by righties LARPing as jews to imply that someone who disagrees with them is a shill and their opinion is invalid
2. Term used by righties LARPing as jews to imply that someone who disagrees with them is a shill and their opinion is invalid
Ex1: "Hey do you know where I can get some shekels? I'm going to be visiting Israel soon"
Ex2:
P1:"*something liberal*"
P2: "Have a shekel, goy!"
Ex2:
P1:"*something liberal*"
P2: "Have a shekel, goy!"
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