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Integer Correlation 

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person
Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.
Integer Correlation by BLDA October 19, 2010

I sit corrected 

I STAND corrected, only for lazy people. Usually when watching tv and arguing, and you lose, is an excellent time to use this.
Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"
I sit corrected by Teharbitur November 7, 2009

corelate 

Who added the second "r" to the word "corelate" to make it "correlate"?

Does anyone or anything benefit from that addition?
Was it best to do so?
I am certain the second "r" confuses and is unnecessary.
corelate by but for May 28, 2018

corrected wrong 

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.
14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person
corrected wrong by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.
Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?