Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,

You need some secret spice in your life

by Curator of life December 4, 2021

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

by Alicia Center April 1, 2022