Scamcho

A statpadder footballer from Bundesliga and a Manchester City reject who despite having a high price tag can’t handle the heat of the Premier League

“Who is the expensive player who has ghosted in the Premier League?”

“He is €75 million fraud Scamcho”

by sj48629 August 29, 2021

Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 13, 2003

Cat Scratch

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch

*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"

by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011

Cat Scratch

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.

"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."

by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009

scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003

Scanch

an insult referring to any word you wish to say to someone without actually fully insulting them. A friendly way to insult.

Bob you are such a scanch and everyone knows it.

by Alex Conly December 15, 2008

Satchel

A female's ass.

Woah, check out that girl's satchel!

by crazycooldudewhat June 1, 2009