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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
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Hot Drop Quick Save

When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.
"What was that loud noise last night, Becky?
Darrin was over and that was a hot drop quick save!"
by vandeb12 November 2, 2018
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Cap'n save a hoe

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020
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Lee saving

Lanky bald man who is a carbon copy of steve bracknall who is very strict with his children and sends them too bed too early and forcefully feeds his son biscuits and chocolate.
Charlie said too niall that his dad is such a lee saving
by Leesaving March 2, 2025
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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Sith Lord save a ho

The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
by GeniusJunior24762 January 6, 2024
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captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.
that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute
by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023
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