After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.
Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
by goldfish1129 September 1, 2010
Get the Santa's Eyebrowsmug. A resident of the beautiful Southern Californian town of Santa Barbara. Santa Brutans are like the general layed back stoner that is found in 90% of Santa Barbara, but they are the athletes/ fighters/ go getters/ entrepreneurs of the city that might leave for years at a time, but come back with medals, honors, conquerings, ownerships, degrees from other places and people that have been sub par to them. But they will still offer to smoke with you no matter what.
The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.
The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
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The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.
The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
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Santa Brutan: "Veni, vidi, vici"
by Spotter in the bush December 8, 2010
Get the Santa Brutanmug. A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites
by Rob April 1, 2005
Get the Santa Rosamug. when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
by AliceBlack November 5, 2006
Get the santa clausemug. Beautiful city located 45 minutes north of San Francisco, nestled in the groin of the wine country. No extremes? Bullshit. triple digit heat in the summer, with evenings covered in fog. winter and fall very rainy.
90% caucasian. many white trash folks with pit bull mutts and no fear t-shirts. mullet hunting isn't even funny anymore here, there are so many. "Rob" sounds like a prime candidate for "fites".
popular question of "what is there to do here?" and popular answer of "drink" is complete bullshit. if you find the need to entertain yourself via alcohol or drugs, you're most likely extremely boring.
90% caucasian. many white trash folks with pit bull mutts and no fear t-shirts. mullet hunting isn't even funny anymore here, there are so many. "Rob" sounds like a prime candidate for "fites".
popular question of "what is there to do here?" and popular answer of "drink" is complete bullshit. if you find the need to entertain yourself via alcohol or drugs, you're most likely extremely boring.
by Petre July 15, 2005
Get the Santa Rosamug. The Dipshit who Killed all the guys at the Alamo. Mexican Leader who was defeated by Samuel Housten and a bunch of Cowboys. AlamoSan Antonio
by The_Killer January 2, 2007
Get the Santa Anamug. The blue santa is the person you end up shamelessly flirting/making an ass of yourself with, typically because they're the only one in a blue santa suit at Santarchy/Santacon/Cheap Suit Santas/etc.
After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
by clamoring December 11, 2009
Get the blue santamug.