After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.
Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.
by goldfish1129 September 01, 2010
1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.
2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"
-Everyone has a benign laugh-
Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."
Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"
Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
-Everyone has a benign laugh-
Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."
Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"
Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009
A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites
by Rob April 02, 2005
when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
by AliceBlack November 01, 2006
Beautiful city located 45 minutes north of San Francisco, nestled in the groin of the wine country. No extremes? Bullshit. triple digit heat in the summer, with evenings covered in fog. winter and fall very rainy.
90% caucasian. many white trash folks with pit bull mutts and no fear t-shirts. mullet hunting isn't even funny anymore here, there are so many. "Rob" sounds like a prime candidate for "fites".
popular question of "what is there to do here?" and popular answer of "drink" is complete bullshit. if you find the need to entertain yourself via alcohol or drugs, you're most likely extremely boring.
90% caucasian. many white trash folks with pit bull mutts and no fear t-shirts. mullet hunting isn't even funny anymore here, there are so many. "Rob" sounds like a prime candidate for "fites".
popular question of "what is there to do here?" and popular answer of "drink" is complete bullshit. if you find the need to entertain yourself via alcohol or drugs, you're most likely extremely boring.
I really like Santa Rosa.
by Petre July 02, 2005
The Dipshit who Killed all the guys at the Alamo. Mexican Leader who was defeated by Samuel Housten and a bunch of Cowboys. AlamoSan Antonio
by The_Killer December 28, 2006
The blue santa is the person you end up shamelessly flirting/making an ass of yourself with, typically because they're the only one in a blue santa suit at Santarchy/Santacon/Cheap Suit Santas/etc.
After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
by clamoring December 11, 2009