Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
by raphenzie December 14, 2008
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The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.
The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.
Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.
Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.
The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.
Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.
Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.
The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.
Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.
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Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!
by JMcDon June 9, 2011
Get the Sweater Brains mug.The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.
Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
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"can u pass me the water" "sweale" - incorrect
"can u pass me the water" "yeah sweale"- correct
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"can u pass me the water" "sweale" - incorrect
"can u pass me the water" "yeah sweale"- correct
im swealing this water
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