Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020

mid-summer crisis

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

Jellhood Summer

play or get played🤷🏽 ♀️

"bro havin himself a jellhood summer fr"

by nottoomuchnow July 14, 2022

modern summer

A summer in today's age typically includes vigorous swamp ass whilst sitting in your room looking at a screen all day. You eventually become so bored during this time that you decide to create a new term about it in the Urban Dictionary. Social interaction is limited.

Hey, what did you do this summer?

I sat in my room all day whilst sweating vigorously from my ass. Some call it a modern summer.

by liznerd August 21, 2023