Shit

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

shit

something the english people are full of.

englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!

by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008

on shit

1. to be intoxicated

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?

by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020