Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.

Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021

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missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 8, 2009

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Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".

Stone Temple Pilots rule

by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007

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a stone throw

a measure of distance, approximately 50-60 feet

Michael: where is johnny?
Ryan: about a stone throw away

by Stauder May 5, 2008

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Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

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