Speed Runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed Runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed Runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed Runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

speed out 

when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example

yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg

speed out by Ayyrex January 5, 2017

Speed bump 

When a girl has a big ass

She got a SPEED BUMP!

Speed bump by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017

Speed bump 

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

Speed bump by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

speed-shipping 

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

speed-shipping by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

Speed-fanning by Onaeek May 24, 2017