Eat My Shorts

A sexual term for muff diving

Hunny I want you to eat my shorts

by laurs May 13, 2005

Slorts

Dress Slacks cut into shorts, often worn by gay men.

Since when did slorts become an acceptable fashion trend?

by Andy Vantana June 22, 2009

shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).

Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."

by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004

sorostacular

Sorority girl behavior - superficial, bitchy, stupid, and annoying.

The sorority equivalent of fratastic.

The bar was sorostacular last night. A bunch of bleach blondes were dancing, spilling beer on themselves, and singing along to the music.

by KJS September 30, 2006

Softserve

What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.

by chris7ian December 2, 2010

Slavik Shorts

When someone gives you a cigarette short that is similiar or shorter than county shorts. When there is a very small amount of tabacco left.

Wtf slavik, I asked you for shorts not slavik shorts. Man, I get better respect in jail. Hey let me get shorts on that newport. Hey man I said shorts not just the filter.

by Slavik Kukoluv February 23, 2009

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012