snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia
by YnoT June 27, 2012
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footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.
Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
by Lonick May 14, 2023
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Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.
Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.
by Great White Northerner January 11, 2010
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Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.
"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"
by Chimble January 25, 2021
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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008
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snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
by Jeepin James July 06, 2017
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Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket
by ZonkedPissboy May 01, 2021
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