Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

Vacationally Sized

When your body adapts accordingly, to vacation and holiday grub.

When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.

Hey John looks like you were on vacation. No Jim I am vacationally sized.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

An abnormally large cunt nugget

You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

by younggong May 16, 2025

Sweer Size

The size of the Sweer on a person or an animal or a thing.

-Hey, what's your Sweer Size?
-Fuck off

by sweerer March 16, 2022

emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist

Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.

by Tman00178 September 1, 2006

Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.

Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019