a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person
by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012
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Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013
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The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.
-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
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Comes from the common norn iron phrase "shootin the crow". Which means the same thing.
Comes from the common norn iron phrase "shootin the crow". Which means the same thing.
by Scoot_Ulster May 12, 2009
Get the Shootin the rhubarb mug.Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.
Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.
Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.
Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.
Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!
by The Wizard of Faz August 5, 2009
Get the Shootin the moose mug.a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..
friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”
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