Scooch a mooch

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Online School

Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.

Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D

by amievenreal April 29, 2020

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

scoady

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

scunty

A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.

Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!

by radishford December 18, 2019

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scott the Woz

The guy that joined the trend and bought a fifth Wii u.

Person 1 "Have you seen the news? Scott the Woz bought a 5th Wii U"

by GaterMachetteJr January 7, 2021