Safety

A switch on a firearm preventing accidental discharage and allowing safer handling.

Safety that shit before you blow somebody's brains out, dumbfuck!

by J. B. Polpolvik December 28, 2005

Sage mode

The moment late into a night of partying when all of the drugs and alcohol you've consumed cancel each other out and you're walking around 15 beers deep cold sober.

Meagan - Oh my god, did Squidface just give life saving CPR to the guy he just saved from drowning in that massive whirlpool? I just saw him do, like, a 20 minute keg stand. He's incredible!

Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.

by Baked Brit August 27, 2013

safety blade

a safety blade, is a wannabe emo basically.
somebody why dyes their hair black or does other emo-like things just to fit in with the crowd.

safety blade: hey look guys, i just dyed my hair black.
normal kids: go away you safety blade

by Alexx41 December 17, 2006

Safety Scissors

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

by jonny mac and jizz April 28, 2009

Safety School

A girl that you take home not because she is particularly attractive, but because there's a good chance of getting in.

Tim: So I hooked up with Abby last night.
Andrew: I thought you said she was fugly.
Tim: Yeah, safety school moment.

by TaterSaladIII January 12, 2011

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

Safety gear

safety gear
Useless garbage

I don't need to put on safety gear.

by The bunny February 6, 2014