Ruin my life

Make me catch feelings

I want her to ruin my life

by Icanandiwill69420 July 4, 2021

Border Runs

The diarrea caused by eating large amounts of mexican food that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude what's taking him so long?"

"Too many tacos. He's got the border runs."

by Apollo Delphi February 14, 2010

Life Ruiner

A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.

Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!

Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?

Derek: ... because, it is.

Flint: ... k

by spinny69 May 28, 2021

schmintz rinse

A fast shower where one only washes their privates and pits, etymologically derived from the female anatomy of anus, vagina and arm pits.

Cassie: I'm gonna take a quick shower
Nate: We don't have time!
Cassie: don't worry, I'm just washing my shithole, minge and pits
Nate: so you're having a schmintz rinse?
Cassie: that's what I'll tell everyone I invented! Thanks babe!

by zymr March 31, 2022

The Buffalo runs

a variation of the runs you get after eating a massive amount of buffalo wing sauce that results in burning pain around your buttocks

Dude after the jets game i had the buffalo runs for an hour...

some stayed dry, i felt the pain

by Spicy Pepper March 2, 2010

as blood runs black

Another shitty metalcore band, that's watering-down and milking metalcore for all it's worth before the fad dies. They claim to be death metal but they're just metalcore with weak growls. They substitute solos with break-downs. They play slow and cheesey gothenburg riffs. Can't really explain them. If you've listened to one metalcore band you've listened to them all.

Example of As Blood Runs Black's guitar work played at 154 bpm in the trendy Dropped C tuning
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- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

I could look at Darkest Hour, Bleeding Through, The Black Dahlia Murder or any other metalcore band and find the same riff.

by The Toxic Avenger January 20, 2007

Ruint

1. Used to describe the state of a woman's body after childbirth, or the action the caused her to become pregnant.

2. A destroyed, wrecked, or decayed condition.

"I heard about poor child Celie, already ruint two times."
-The Color Purple

by Nobody Know January 31, 2014