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Promise Ring

A ring a boy gives a girl, usually in college, to signify he intends on marrying her, but that they’ll wait until they’re older. Usually a very simple ring (for broke college students), with a little heart in some way. Can be very romantic.
Boy: “I love you, I got you this promise ring to show we’re gonna get married as soon as we graduate and I have the money to get you a real one”
Gilr: “Omg, I love you! Thank you!”
by catrec November 24, 2017
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Calamari Cock Ring

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
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three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.
So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times
You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.
by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009
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Pork Ring

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.
Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016
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Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.
I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Ham Ring

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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