Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.

Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.

“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”

by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019

The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.

Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.

by Confetti17 January 3, 2020

Hiroshima’s Revenge

Hiroshima’s revenge is when you get diarrhea from eating at a sushi restaurant.

Bob got Hiroshima’s revenge from eating sushi last night.

by Ingoff, Jack March 8, 2020

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.

Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."

by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021