Roflirl

Rolling on the floor in real life

Nerd uno- Dude I just rolled on the floor in real life from that noob who didn't know how to shoot on codmw2.

Angry "person with a life"- who the fuck does that? *roflirl* get a life

by Vexatious January 17, 2010

RoflMyWaffle

The process in which an individual tries to turn another individual on by seducing them with hard nipples like the point of a waffle cone.

"Asia I am going to rofl your waffle so good tonight" "Ohh yeah you can RoflMyWaffle tonight"

by Donaldiscol May 1, 2010

roflskates

A combination of roflcopter and lollerskates. Used to describe something funny that is in progress or in motion.

Tom-"Hey did you see that guy riding the unicycle backwards with his pants on fire?"

Joe-"Yeah I did! Roflskates!"

by pingpongmaniac December 2, 2010

rofc

Stands for Rolling On Floor Crying. A term used by many emo kids.

Emo Kid: nice myspace profile
Emo Kid: i rofced

by kEye December 10, 2005

roflturbating

1. The act of rofling and masturbating at the same time.

Person1: You know what i really feel like doing right now?
Person2: what??
Person1: roflturbating
Person2: *Shakes head and walks away*

by Rapat December 28, 2007

roffle

Verb.

Derived from the term rofl.

Person1: OMFAG EL OH EL I AM ROFFLING SOO MUCH RIGHT NOW !!1
Person2: Watafa? Stuff you.
Person1: Roffle roffle! Lamayo!

by Jerk The Mom December 2, 2003

roflmayonaise

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005