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clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 27, 2010
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Titty Quota

A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.
I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.
by Skazfest September 23, 2011
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not quite Chippewa

Something that is not quite Chippewa is something unwanted in a particular, typically coercive, social setting. Something that is not politically correct and therefore stamped on by any means necessary, typically by someone who selflessly has taken it upon themselves to decide what's best for everyone else, and smiles as they do it. From a line spoken by Camp Chippewa director (Peter MacNicol) in the 1993 movie "Addams Family Values".
Why do I get the feeling there's something not quite right here? Something ... not quite Chippewa?
by Fearman March 12, 2008
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Quotev

Quotev is a reading and writing website on which you can create stories, quizzes, and polls as well as read them. Roleplaying became prominent on Quotev around 2013, since then the anount of roleplayers has grown extraordinarily. Some people use it as social media and here are some of the more popular or infamous accounts;

brii @treesvap : brii is a crybaby bitch, she loves to run her mouth and then block everyone and proceed to run her mouth.

emilee @littlepaws (formely @roughkisses) : aka the girl who cried digital rape, she is a sad excuse for a person and she looks like shrek :(((

Hatty Mealy @Unintended : the epitome of headassery and was caught up when he cheated on Romelo hehehehe scandalous.

satan/riley : everyone lies and says she's racist but she's not and despite what y'all see she's actually mad cool

samantha : ugh she's so beautiful and y'all start drama with her because you hate urselves

hail haley : i dont know her url but she's always in something, she's similar to brii; corny, ugly, and loves to play the victim. also she exposed someone's nudes once (the person she exposed ended up being a catfish so i wonder who she actually exposed??)

LONDON @Classyho : she's amazing and so sweet

romante/kevon : no url cause i move around a lot but im amazing and everything i say is true and law so look me up and find me.

hehehehehehe follow me
"qUoTeV iS sO tOxIC!!"

"qUoTeV iS a rEAdInG wEbSiTe"
by ROMANTE August 31, 2018
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quotatious

A phrase that lends itself to a "good" quote.

A saying that is "nice" to say, sounds good.
Time is the fire in which we burn--Star Trek

is quotatious, sounds good, and also "true". (A quote doesn't have to be true to be quotatious, just this example is.)
by Zenobia0000 October 28, 2004
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roll your quaters

FUCK! ive got a huge boner im going to go roll my quaters

Damn Josh, you fucking bater all you ever do is roll your quaters!
by some guy November 19, 2002
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coolidity quotient

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
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