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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quail; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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Qualia

I don't know Matt. It sounds like more vapid skepticism for the sake of being obtuse to spite someone. It's "If there's no evidence of rape then no rape has occurred" level of thinking. Or "If there is no evidence you think in pictures and words then I have no reason to believe that people think in pictures or words." And there are hints of "We want to accuse and punish you for stealing our content so we're stealing from you but really we don't care about the content or even think you were trying to steal from us, we don't like what you said about rape women retards child et cetra so we're stealing from you because we don't like how you responded to both what was happening to you and around you.
Hym "If haven't learned a lesson about rape or anything Matt. And you at no point thought this was a thought experiment. You thought I was lying to make you look bad and you found out I was telling the truth after Jordan Peterson told me to "leave" and now you're just doing whatever you can to make me regret doing this. And I don't. Kendra didn't get raped or extorted. You CAN know that I'm telling the truth. I'm not stealing your content. You want me to have to be the thing you've labeled me and now you're doing this. You (just like Kendra) are a peace of shit who chose wrong. Fuck your qualia."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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Quality

Good tasting food from a fast food or cheaper restaurant.
You up for hitting up a drive thru later for some quality?
by SpongeRobert1978 April 19, 2025
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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Quality bait

The act of when a roblox transit group tricks their audience into believing that their game(s) is/are high quality, but in reality they are not.

A few examples of this are the roblox transit groups MTA x Roblox and MTAoR, MTA x Roblox being a kenzie slop and MTAoR claiming to be "the best high quality trained drive on roblox", while their games look like they were made in 2015.
This game is a quality bait, don't play it.
by AverageMTAFan July 31, 2025
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Qualified Nepotism

When you actually deserve the job, but you only get a foot in the door because you know someone. Basically merit… with a shortcut.
She didn’t just get the promotion because of her uncle—her skills were top-notch, it was pure qualified nepotism
by CoperateCrusher August 18, 2025
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Quail Bobogardus

Quail Bobogardus, 43, is a self-described “tech folklorist” living in Cupertino, California. Born in a small avocado farm town in central California, he was raised by parents convinced he’d either be a birdwatcher or an inventor—hence the unusual name.

He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.

Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.

Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.

Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
Quail Bobogardus invented the “Bobogardus Touch
by The Bobogardus Dynasty August 20, 2025
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