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dank pussy

Dank pussy is a stoners reference to a stinky vagina. Most commonly girls who have vaginas thats smell could overtake the smell of Pine-Sol clorox cleaner.
Jim: Yo, bro. You tap that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah dude, but it wasn't that good.
Jim: Why not?
Bob: She had a dank pussy, yo. I almost died. I smelled it, and I just stood there dizzy as fuck looking like I was getting ready to take a Mortal Kombat finishing move. :(
by Banoosh April 5, 2011
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Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned
Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.
by Will Repute July 7, 2008
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Pussy Wagon

A vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.
Rock Hershaft bought his Chevy conversion van for pounding pussy at the drive in. Yea, it's a Pussy Wagon alright.

"...we made love in my Chevy van..."

"...If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'..."

"...My name is Buck, and I like to fuck..."
by Carman Guya November 26, 2006
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Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".
"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"
by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023
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psychedelic pussy

when a woman puts acid in her vagina and then a man has sex with her, proceeding to commence tripping on the drug as well.
you might as well go down on me now because you would start tripping as well because i just put some acid up my cootch and now it is a psychedelic pussy!
by iseestarsinyoureyes January 22, 2009
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pussy doodle

A painting made using a cat and patented cat strap. Available models include the picasso, ladies' choice, and diarrhea machine.
Shhhh! It's just my pussy doodles!
by Falcon Punch February 2, 2008
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pussy faggot

1. A being of the feline species that is sexually attracted to a same-sex counterpart (a gay cat). 2. One who is the complete and utter embodiment of both societal connotations of the words: "pussy" and "faggot". 3. Having a last name with "Fap" in it.
"Hey dude, did you hear what that pussy faggot jacko did?"
"No, what happened to the that pussy faggot jacko?"
"That pussy faggot jacko needed to fly across only one state border because he didn't want to get lost driving!"

"Wow, what a pussy faggot!"

"Daniel Faplan"
by el jefe tron 69 November 8, 2012
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