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The Flying Pumpkin 

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

Stuffing the Pumpkin 

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.

Spookley The Square Pumpkin 

Well, the definition is in the name, so
Spookley The Square Pumpkin is the best show on Earth

Turn into a pumpkin

An idiom meaning a person can't keep going, usually due to being too tired. Usually used to say one can't keep going after midnight.
It's too late for me, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

ghetto pumpkin 

A watermeleon.
Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

Pleasure Pumpkin

A Pleasure Pumpkin is when you carve a pumpkin into a vagina, or a hole, and have sex with it. This is common during Halloween when pumpkins are much more available.
Dude, Miles is carving a Pleasure Pumpkin!