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pulled an aj

When somebody decides to fuck over their friends for their own personal gain.
student 1: man, this sucks. anthony handed in the summer reading, and now the rest of us have to.
student 2: wow, that asshole pulled an aj.
by loyola-nyc October 28, 2009
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pull a Lil

To do something stupid while intoxicated. Such as breaking your foot, make out with people you shouldn't, puke your guts out and then rally for more.
I should have just gone home last night, but instead I decided to pull a Lil.
by YabbyDrinker April 13, 2010
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Pull a Warhol

To defend a mediocre artwork by explaining what it's "really" about, often using obscurantist language and references to other, better, artists. Named after Andy Warhol, an American pop artist and frequent defense shield for lazy, unimaginative and derivative artists.
1. Lady Gaga pulled an epic Warhol in that interview.

2. Bob: But you don't understand, Jesse. You don't actually dislike Frank Zappa, you just don't understand his hidden depths. *insert ontological treatise here*
Jesse: Bob! Don't pull a Warhol on me. You think Zappa's great; I don't. Let's leave it at that.
by Sijek May 31, 2010
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Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
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pull an Evony

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.
Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*
by Milo the Great July 15, 2010
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pull a caitlin

The last hit on a marijuana pipe when someone sucks in all the ash and are thereby the subject of shame and ridicule.
Did she just pull a Caitlin? No, she's just suckin him off!
by Bhutan September 30, 2011
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Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.
I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
by tincan77 October 25, 2011
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