Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

notory public

Someone whose eccentric/undesirable behavior is all-too-well-known --- i.e., "notorious" --- all over town.

Hippie-types who strongly wanna spread their messages of, "save the whales", "no nukes", "peace on Earth", etc most definitely DO have my full support; it's when they get pushy or preachy and then start to piss off other people that they "cross the line" and become notory publics.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

public forum debate

what asians do to commit suicide when their parents don't let them

i just joined public forum debate -- i want to kill myself

by ProfessorPiggos November 17, 2022

Public Grill

A person of promiscuous nature, much like a public grill anyone can put their meat on them

I remember my first cook out, I got burned on a public grill.

by BBQfann July 29, 2011

public drug addict

When someone is very open about their heavy drug use as if it's no big deal. Weed doesn't count since it's a pretty mild drug. We're talking heroin, cocaine, meth, ect. They'll post about it on twitter and facebook to act cool. When in reality, they look like attention whores.

FB status: Just got released from the hospital from doing too much coke!! No more drugs for a little while.

Me: Yup, public drug addict.

FB status 2: Im gonna get fucked up on speed this weekend, hell yeah.

Me: Seriously?! Not another public drug addict. *unfriends*

by Someone with a high IQ February 22, 2012

public schoolian

maddy sawyer - a bitch that goes to public school but only associates with private school rich kids

“what school do you go to?”
“oh i’m a public schoolian...”

“ew”

by hottiewithabody123 October 2, 2020

public spreaking

being completely naked from the waist down while public speaking, hiding your genitals and bare legs behind the podium.

Fact: former governor Cuomo has been completely nude from the waist down in at least 30% of his public addresses. Making him one of the greatest public spreakers of contemporary politics as a whole. The fact you didn't notice proves he belongs in the public spreaking hall of fame.

by BIG YOUS December 12, 2021