Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.

I want to be a porn star protector.

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

D-team Protesters

D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.

"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."

by Ras Sparkasse June 28, 2020

hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge

Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector

by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

protemporize

to delay or postpone for the time being.

Let's protemporize the program.

by uttam maharjan September 12, 2010