Protected Sexting

Sexting with a case on your phone. The case will act as a condom.
If you unprotectedly sext you could catch ghonaherpiseriphilits!

Alex was unprotected sexting and caught ghonaherpiseriphilits! If only she was using a phone condom!

by spicykid June 2, 2011

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

protectivity

Some stupid french mother fuckers version of security.

"I want a roooter with more protectivity"

by Banna man May 13, 2005

general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008