deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

pressure wash

When skidmarks are left on the bottom of the bowl from taking a crap and you use your pee stream to clean the bowl.

Mark: Dude, I left a massive skid in the john.
Rick: Well, just pressure wash it!
Mark: I can't! I pissed before I dropped a duece!

by jubilantham August 22, 2007

pressure orgasm

A male orgasm that is acieved by squeezing an erect penis until orgasm

A pressure orgasm is like shitting without having to wipe

by Jamal Wesson October 11, 2005

cookies milk naked pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

pleasuretrove

1.A large quantity of items pertaining to sex such as condoms, sextoys, and porn.
2. A reference to genitailia.

1. Dude I opened my brothers dresser and it was pleasuretrove. The condoms almost spilled over the edge.
2. If you follow the happy trail you just might reach the pleasuretrove.

by Jfreshin June 30, 2009

Pleasure Team

When two guys do work on a female and paint the Hawaiian Islands on her back and/or face. She then turns around 180 and gets the bottom knocked out by the other guy. JB RM

" Them dudes gave that girl a mean Pleasure Team."

" That hoe said she'd only take both of us if we gave her the Pleasure Team."

by Jrod1208 December 5, 2009

pressure washing the undercarriage

to use the shower massager to wash your taint and or buttocks without the need for a hand towel.

After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.

by partytrap October 12, 2010