Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 2, 2019

Doing a porky

When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister

He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky

by AndiZiad May 27, 2019

Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.

When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.

by M-Appolo November 20, 2020

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid UWU OWO

by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022