Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.

Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".

by Charlie_H November 5, 2011

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Exhaust Piping

Snorting cocaine or any other amor table substances off of an erect or horizontal penis

Omg, did you see that girl exhaust piping that guy at the frat party last week?!

by TheEnemy2-0 July 26, 2017

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Pill Popping

Taking pills to get high.

I'm so fucked up because I've been pill popping all day.

by BigSwinginDick March 3, 2019